Monday, July 20, 2009

Not My Child! Monday

This is a twist on the Not Me Monday's! By MckMama.

Of course, I don't have anything to tell on my kids about!

My child did not tell me that she lost her toothbrush on one of our many trips this summer. A whole WEEK after we had been home! No... she did NOT go that long without brushing her teeth.

My child did not loose one of her front teeth because she bit her sister! She does not look absolutely adorable... no, not my child!

My children did not dance the whole night away at my sister's Big Birthday Bash! No way!

My child did not tell neighborhood secrets to the people we want to move in two doors down. So glad those stories did not scare them off.

My child did not wake up in the middle of the night crying because she had to potty... and in her sleep sat on the potty with panties on. She did NOT turn her tears into hysterical laughter then get pouty when I tried to snap her out of it so I could clean her up. She did NOT look at me like I was the crazy one for not getting the funny joke... Only to remember NONE of it the next day.

Not MY kids!
What have your kids NOT done?!


Barbara Manatee said...

OH, I'm so bad about remembering to brush the kids' teeth. Thankfully they still get excited about it, so they usually remember better than I do!

Stopping in from MckMama's blog!

{Kimber} said...

WHY do kids HATE to brush their teeth??
great post!!! :)
found you through MckMama as well

Ms. G said...

My pastor always laughs and reminds parents that "your kids will tell on you".... LOL!